Post by stinkybisquit on May 11, 2012 19:09:45 GMT -5
An old list I made; Feel free to add!
"6 8" (adj.): A general amount of time in Glenn's mind; i.e. "Jeffy, I've been saying this for what, 6 8 years?"
Bonhoeffer, Deitrich: Glenn's idea of an exciting Friday night. Actually, an amazing man, and a great book.
Disclaimer: What you don't want Jeffy to post.
Doody: To be said after Glenn says "duty" on air (a key job performed by Natasha during her time as an intern).
Douche Hall of Fame: Pretty self-explanatory.
Feeder: a participant in GBTV's Live Blog. Also known as spelling police, and by Jeffy as a sick freak.
Franking: to relieve ones self of excess pressure, preferably on air.
Funemployed: Raj Nair's description of a lazy-ass bastard's lifetime vacation from working.
James K. Polk: The most trivial president evah.
Kalifah (n.) Glenn's pronunciation of Kilafah.
Lo (n.) Felipe Calderon's version of the Law. www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/40955/
Much: (v.) As in, "Resist we much!" : must (as per Al Sharpton)youtu.be/Zs9ShJjXakU
Perfessor (n.) Professor (radio pronunciation by almost any GBTV radio personality).
Shoe/XXX or XXX/Shoe (candidate ticket) Specifically, Bill O'Reilly's shoe. www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/43781/
SQUIRREL!: What you say when you want to distract someone from a subject; www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaAxzIFgNso
Stu's blog: A myth which Jeffy keeps trying to push on Feeders.
Sure sure: sarcasm
Woodrow Wilson: Glenn's favorite president (not so much).
Word To Your Mother: What happens if you say "Word" to Keith.
People You're Likely To Meet On The Blaze:
Brian: comedian, and host of "The B.S. of A.," and "Mercury Theater."
En Fuego: The Blaze's mascot.
Jeffy: The sickest freak, and moderator of the Feed. Don't try to rob around him on a train; you're asking for it.
Keith: Phone Call screener. Fan of Vanilla Ice, and of Yellowknife, NWT Canada.
Natasha : Intern. I mean, FORMER intern (sorry, Natasha). Tester of "As Seen On TV" products, JKP trivia expert, and maker of Snickers pie.
Pat: Yoda and Al Gore Impersonator.
Sarah : Engineer for whom Jeffy is a source of annoyance.
Stu: Resident Female impersonator
"The Bees Know" After a swarm of bees attacked the White House, a fly landed on Obamas face, a rat ran in front of the everpresent teleprompter, and a priest was supposedly thrown through a White House window, it was suspected that the President had a relationship with the Dark Lord (not George Soros; the other one). Who would know for certain? The bees. Now a throwout answer for any unanswerable question. www.glennbeck.com/content/videos/?uri=channels/390088/948948
"6 8" (adj.): A general amount of time in Glenn's mind; i.e. "Jeffy, I've been saying this for what, 6 8 years?"
Bonhoeffer, Deitrich: Glenn's idea of an exciting Friday night. Actually, an amazing man, and a great book.
Disclaimer: What you don't want Jeffy to post.
Doody: To be said after Glenn says "duty" on air (a key job performed by Natasha during her time as an intern).
Douche Hall of Fame: Pretty self-explanatory.
Feeder: a participant in GBTV's Live Blog. Also known as spelling police, and by Jeffy as a sick freak.
Franking: to relieve ones self of excess pressure, preferably on air.
Funemployed: Raj Nair's description of a lazy-ass bastard's lifetime vacation from working.
James K. Polk: The most trivial president evah.
Kalifah (n.) Glenn's pronunciation of Kilafah.
Lo (n.) Felipe Calderon's version of the Law. www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/40955/
Much: (v.) As in, "Resist we much!" : must (as per Al Sharpton)youtu.be/Zs9ShJjXakU
Perfessor (n.) Professor (radio pronunciation by almost any GBTV radio personality).
Shoe/XXX or XXX/Shoe (candidate ticket) Specifically, Bill O'Reilly's shoe. www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/43781/
SQUIRREL!: What you say when you want to distract someone from a subject; www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaAxzIFgNso
Stu's blog: A myth which Jeffy keeps trying to push on Feeders.
Sure sure: sarcasm
Woodrow Wilson: Glenn's favorite president (not so much).
Word To Your Mother: What happens if you say "Word" to Keith.
People You're Likely To Meet On The Blaze:
Brian: comedian, and host of "The B.S. of A.," and "Mercury Theater."
En Fuego: The Blaze's mascot.
Jeffy: The sickest freak, and moderator of the Feed. Don't try to rob around him on a train; you're asking for it.
Keith: Phone Call screener. Fan of Vanilla Ice, and of Yellowknife, NWT Canada.
Natasha : Intern. I mean, FORMER intern (sorry, Natasha). Tester of "As Seen On TV" products, JKP trivia expert, and maker of Snickers pie.
Pat: Yoda and Al Gore Impersonator.
Sarah : Engineer for whom Jeffy is a source of annoyance.
Stu: Resident Female impersonator
"The Bees Know" After a swarm of bees attacked the White House, a fly landed on Obamas face, a rat ran in front of the everpresent teleprompter, and a priest was supposedly thrown through a White House window, it was suspected that the President had a relationship with the Dark Lord (not George Soros; the other one). Who would know for certain? The bees. Now a throwout answer for any unanswerable question. www.glennbeck.com/content/videos/?uri=channels/390088/948948
